..said the granny in the corner.

Two and one, twenty one, 

perfect age, have fun, go on.
"Oh did I" said the granny in the corner,
tipsy on gin whilst smoking with Lorna.

Six and nine, sixty nine,
cannot remember that last kinda time.
"Nor do I" said the granny in the corner,
once got risky in the local town sauna.

All the eights, eighty eight,
try to eat healthy and try to watch weight.
"As did I" said the granny in the corner,
now not bothered about food to order.